Love and marriage

Love nad marriage,love and marriage
GO together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other.
                        
Love and marriage,love and marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary.
                        
Try,try,try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try,try,try and you will only come
To this conclusion
                        
Love and marriage,love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one without the other.

                     

The Cow Kicked Nellie Oh! The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn And the farmer said it would do no harm! Second verse, Same as the first; A little bit louder; And a little bit worse!                 Al pays the bills Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me!                 Psycho Dad A little touched or so we're told Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold Might as well she was getting old Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.                       He's quick with a gun And his job ain't done Killed his wife by twenty-one He's Psycho Dad                       Who's that riding across the plain? Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain? Who's the man who's plumb insane? Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.                  Psicho Mom  Who's that gal that needs no man Killed him dead with a frying pan Did it 'cos he missed the can She's Psycho Mom.                 My Big Red Wife I've been married to Peg For over 20 years I've seen her from the front I've seen her from the back I've seen her in a chair I've seen her in a sack I've seen her stand I've seen her crouch I've seen her on our stupid couch I do not like her in the mall I do not like her in the hall I do not like her in my life I do not like my BIG RED WIFE!                    APUCI  A, nekem ti nagyon aranyosak vagytok P, mert mindig sok puszit adtok U, ugye engem soha el nem hagytok C, cukrot tőlem mindig kaptok I, azért, mert imádlak.